Tuesday, 23 June 2009

  • Dear Xanga, you are boring me senseless..

    Please be more lewd, lascivious, and loquacious. I will even settle for some drama. And by drama i don't mean 'he said she said' type of drama that BORES THE PISS OUT OF ME. (I am talking to you, ASM). I mean the "so and so xangan slept with so and so xangan's XC omfg and then she shat in her sink and ate his dog type of drama". Or the "my-life-is-so-fucked-up-Jerry-Springer-turned me-down-so-this-is-my-only-outlet" kind of drama.

    Failing that, put some real thought into your posts, stop pulling your punches, drop the whole politically correct bullshit, and quit watering down your thoughts and just give me the straight dope. How about some candid, in-your-face, fuck-you-and-what-you-think honesty? How about stuff from your OWN brain and not just reinterpretations of controversial topics such as rape, abortion, gay marriage, etc.

    And for the love of god, please stop time-stamping and and posting 'WHAT DO YOU THINK?" at the end of your posts.

    What happened to the humor?

    Is everyone getting into relationships now? Is that what's happening? Don't you know, relationships stifle creativity? I demand you break up with your SO's this minute, and get passive aggressive revenge by posting nude pictures of yourself for all to see. Married? Get a divorce, now. Better yet, regale me with stories of domestic abuse perpetrated by you.

    Entertain me dammit!

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